Knights In Orange Cotton

Swag Ahoy! Believe it or not, a promotion company ran across this site and thought it would be an effective place to do some marketing for ABC's new The Knights of Prosperity (premiering Wednesday Jan. 3—scroll down a couple of entries for the review). Yeah, I'm as shocked as you are. It's a giveaway of two orange T-shirts like those you see in the photo at your right (probably not all "husky" size), and all you have to do is answer these multi-choice questions correctly, either in a comment or an e-mail. Proceed:

Knights' Donal Logue previously starred in which sitcom?
A. Grounded for Life
B. Requiem for a Dream
c. Hell Bent for Leather

Knights' original title was ...?
A. Let's Rob Mick Jagger
B. Let's Mug Jethro Tull
c. Let's Blackmail Gnarls Barkley

The hottest Latina sidekick on TV is ...? *
A. Knights' Sofia Vergara
B. My Name Is Earl's Nadine Velazquez
C. Without a Trace's Roselyn Sanchez

* Purely subjective; any answer will do.

Winner will be chosen randomly sometime between now and Jan. 17; The Knights of Prosperity debuts tomorrow night on ABC, where Lost and Daybreak used to be ...