What’s new tonight:
Pretty Little Liars (ABC Family) Season Finale: Will the lyin’ waifs finally learn the identity of the mysterious “A”? You know, before he/she/it kills everybody? Probably not—what would they do next season? Learn healthy eating habits and sensible body imaging? Bitch, please …
Big Sexy (TLC) Series Debut: On the other end of the scale, morbidly obese/annoyingly sassy models take New York in what has to be the worst smear on the nickname of ‘rassler Kevin “Big Sexy” Nash since the WCW (Google it, kids). Can TLC (Toddlers, Loonies and Cakes) add to their increasingly profitable/pathetic brand with a herd of obnoxious fat chicks? Probably. Great job, 'Merica!
Also new tonight:
Take the Money & Run, Combat Hospital (ABC); It’s Worth What?, America’s Got Talent (NBC); Billy the Exterminator (A&E); Teen Mom, Awkward (MTV); What Not to Wear (TLC); Downsized (We); Web Therapy (Showtime)
Big Sexy … Well, they’re half right …
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