Finale Fever!

Getting It In the End In case you missed all of the season/series finale action happening on TV tonight, here's what happened:

Battlestar Galactica (Sci-Fi) Before the trail resumed, Baltar escaped and was last seen fleeing in a white BroncoStar. As predicted, Starbuck returned from the dead--as Dirk Benedict, not Katie Sackhoff, unfortunately. For the cliffhanger, the fleet is attacked by Commander Adama's mustache from earlier in the season.

Rome (HBO) Butt sex, butt sex and more butt sex. Oh, and the fall of Rome. On an unrelated note, I saw 300 last week and was happy to learn that a visionary filmmaker has finally turned all those Molly Hatchet album covers into a videogame. Not enough decapitations, though.

The L Word (Showtime) All that was required here was one, count 'em one, decapitation: Jenny's. Did The L Word deliver? No! Look, if you're going to give us hot lesbian sex anymore, some heads are gonna have to roll or we might as well be watching Designing Women, beeotches.

Grease: You're the One That I Want (NBC) According to America, Max and Laura won. I don't know/care who they are, either. But if they could be decapitated, sweet.